Day 3 of COVID-19 social distancing: The lack of live sporting events has taken a toll on my psyche.
I was aware isolation could lead to negative side-effects: cabin fever, losing track of time, even worse, hallucinations.
UPDATE: there is a third inhabitant of my home. I don’t know when she began living here, although she is very beautiful. She calls herself, “your wife,” and “that’s not funny.”
I’m worried I’m losing my mind. How long will the quarantine last?
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