Day 3 of COVID-19 social distancing: The lack of live sporting events has taken a toll on my psyche.
I was aware isolation could lead to negative side-effects: cabin fever, losing track of time, even worse, hallucinations.
UPDATE: there is a third inhabitant of my home. I don’t know when she began living here, although she is very beautiful. She calls herself, “your wife,” and “that’s not funny.”