Day 1 of COVID-19 social distancing: I am without a babysitter, and have discovered two small people who live in my house. Neither speaks English, but some foreign language that consists of “goo” “gah” and multiple “dah” sounds strung into one sentence.
They look hungry, and have started shouting, “na na na,” while signing in ASL for, “more.”
I am afraid they are cannibals. Is this how my world ends?
#twins #dadlife #parenting #dad #selfquarantine #socialdistancing #parody #itsajoke #cannibalism

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